In summation of the earlier posed experiment (which has come to a satisfactory conclusion despite the projected date), I can thoroughly claim reasonable evidence behind my intentions. Basically, the experiment consisted of the alteration of my social networking status to "in a relationship" to gauge the response of "supposed" friends who know mere fractions of an individual I call myself.
When I find sufficient entrance into a particular bond known as the relationship, my history as a heavily opinionated, talkative, self-proclaimed Grammar Nazi who consistently hits the mark pissing off individuals in possession of poor grammar/punctuation will tell most that I will, indeed, inform them of a change in relation status not involving the digital transfer of information. I don't oppose the social institution of the relationship. My understanding of the vast complexities prevents such interactions from occurring. Such factors contributing to said prevention have often included introverted adolescent behavior, the constant desire to remain one of the more highly educated individuals within the classroom environment as to appease moral and educational norms, and the rejection from members of the opposite gender.
Given my record of academia, these relationships never collaborated well with regularly set study habits. I digress, however, and call a vote to change subject.
No objections to the vote?
Motion agreed and shall sally forth to more entertaining endeavors!
I would recommend Rock of Ages as it both combines classic rock with the musical which, when studded with an all-star cast, must at least be valued for cheap, eight-dollar entertainment. 15 June brings about yet another attempt for Adam Sandler to devour his career with That's My Boy. Andy Samberg's purpose in this film must be nothing other than trying to hold up some integrity while Sandler makes an ass out of himself AGAIN. Cross-dressing and dumping Brooklyn Decker's ass for Jennifer Aniston wasn't enough? Now you have to use that f*cking annoying voice used so very sparingly throughout previous films? WHY?! I get it. Younger actors have risen to replace you, but retain some honor and go down peacefully. We all honestly thought Funny People meant the intended "bowing out" of the film industry, but now you want to make Tonka truck movies? F*ck that noise. Transformers was enough to see, Battleship made no other sense than a money grab, and Tonka trucks just has to be a last-ditch effort. Sandler, you WERE funny, hilarious, and a decent actor. BACK IN THE NINETIES! And early 2000s. Actors, just like milk, have expiration dates.
I really must put an end to these senseless rants of opinion.
On the bright side, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is nearly a week away. [Insert smiley emoticon now]
Or not. Anyway, the realism behind this film carries zero short-comings even to those not versed in Seth Grahame-Smith's narrative style. I do recommend reading the book. I do recommend seeing the movie. In fact, I can already award my rating of : Get the f*ck off the couch and see this damn movie! Of course, when I see the film from beginning to end, a review will follow as expected.
Count sheep tonight whilst imagining what DO you do with a BA in English such as #33- Assist the revival/teaching of poetry as a verifiable source of art.
Jonesy going to sleep.
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